I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
