did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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