I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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