you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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