So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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