You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
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