okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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