where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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