Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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