kristin has been a bad kristin
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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