i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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