i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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