After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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