It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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