MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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