I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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