all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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