Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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