we have officially lost it.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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