There is no way he is gay with that hair.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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