For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I love having hate sex.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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