The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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