This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
