I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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