I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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