Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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