WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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