Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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