what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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