All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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