i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
