i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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