Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
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