i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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