I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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