doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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