Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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