you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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