i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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