If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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