What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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