What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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