seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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