Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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