actually, I'm a sock model
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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