yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
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