what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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