I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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