how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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