And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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