Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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