he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
So many bounce houses so little time
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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