you turned your livingroom into a bong?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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