Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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