dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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