Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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