Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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